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quote[0]="Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you";
author[0]="Mary Bly";
quote[1]="In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat";
author[1]="Warren Eckstein";
quote[2]="There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.";
author[2]="Dan Greenberg";
quote[3]="If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.";
author[3]="Mark Twain";
quote[4]="A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.";
author[4]="Mark Twain Notebook, 1895";
quote[5]="A home without a cat- and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat- may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?";
author[5]="Pudd'nhead Wilson";
quote[6]="For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.";
author[6]="Anonymous";
quote[7]="I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.";
author[7]="Jean Cocteau";
quote[8]="There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.";
author[8]="Albert Schweitzer";
quote[9]="There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.";
author[9]="Tay Hohoff";
quote[10]="God made the cat in order that humankind might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.";
author[10]="Fernand Mery";
quote[11]="Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.";
author[11]="Jeff Valdez";
quote[12]="Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.";
author[12]="Jim Davis";
quote[13]="The smallest feline is a masterpiece";
author[13]="Leonardo da Vinci";
quote[14]="In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.";
author[14]="Anonymous";
quote[15]="Time spent with cats is never wasted";
author[15]="Anonymous";
quote[16]="Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea";
author[16]="Anonymous";
quote[17]="How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven";
author[17]="Robert A. Heinlein";
quote[18]="Dogs have owners, cats have staff.";
author[18]="Anonymous";
quote[19]="Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.";
author[19]="Anonymous";
quote[20]="One cat just leads to another.";
author[20]="Ernest Hemingway";
quote[21]="People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life";
author[21]="Faith Resnick";
quote[22]="The real measure of a day's heat is the length of a sleeping cat.";
author[22]="Charles J. Brady";
quote[23]="Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.";
author[23]="William S. Burroughs";
quote[24]="Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.";
author[24]="Robertson Davies";
quote[25]="When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it until the wind changes.";
author[25]="T. S. Eliot";
quote[26]="Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.";
author[26]="Lillian Johnson";
quote[27]="There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.";
author[27]="Anonymous";
quote[28]="My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.";
author[28]="Anonymous";
quote[29]="Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.";
author[29]="Joseph Wood Krutch";
quote[30]="I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior";
author[30]="Hippolyte Taine";
quote[31]="Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.";
author[31]="Paul Gray";
quote[32]="Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.";
author[32]="Garrison Keillor";
quote[33]="When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?";
author[33]="Montaigne";
quote[34]="A meow massages the heart.";
author[34]="Stuart McMillan";
quote[35]="Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.";
author[35]="Winifred Carriere";
quote[36]="Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.";
author[36]="Jean Burden";
quote[37]="Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner.";
author[37]="Stephen Baker";
quote[38]="The phrase /domestic cat/ is an oxymoron.";
author[38]="George F. Will";
quote[39]="If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave.";
author[39]="Theophile Gautier";
quote[40]="The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life";
author[40]="Carl Van Vechten";
quote[41]="Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses";
author[41]="John Weitz";
quote[42]="Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and visa versa, and often simultaneously.";
author[42]="Louis J. Camuti";
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